Monday, October 31, 2005

My Favourite Get Fuzzy Quotes.

Have I done this before? I'm doing it again!

  • "I'm off to make a deposit at the local savings and litter."
  • "You're an orthodox jerk is what you are!"
  • "I shall be pot."
  • "You're such a joke, I bet Mickey Mouse had a picture of you on his watch."
  • "...you will be shamed like a child actor in a bed-wetting commercial"
  • "Now is the winter of our incontinent."
  • "Let us never speak again of this so-called instant pudding."
  • "So I'm watching TV last night and it's getting really Belgium..." "...You're really starting to disinfect me."
  • "Let's just say I have the benefit of hindsight." "Well, congratulations to you and your magical butt."
  • "Whose toads are these I think I knew
    His frogs are in the viscous stew...
    ....
    ...
    Reptiles to throw before I sleep
    Reptiles to throw before I sleep."

    Anyone else a fan? Any favourite quotes?

  • Thursday, October 27, 2005

    And what a party it was! Miss Bucher's 1st!

    Friday, October 07, 2005

    There are no chunks of glass embedded in the shiny mouse.

    I uttered that exact phrase today.

    Tuesday, October 04, 2005

    Really...Very...Busy..

    I will be posting more as of Oct 13 - when the train season is over!

    Update on me? I am working for the train and for a men's store downtown. It is fun, and I am loving it. I was concerned at first that I would hate it and was considering quitting. Thank God I didn't. And I had trouble with the girl I work with. OK - she drove me nuts. Nice enough girl but...well...19. That about explains it. But, in answer to my prayers, she quit because she got a full time job (she has a kid to support, it just seemed vendictive to wish she would leave and go without). And one of my good UN-CRAZY friends was hired.

    What else? Ooooo... my boss gave us his extra tickets to the University fundraiser. It was an Indian dinner and dance. SO much fun. Except we are so very white and can't dance half as well as the little-old indian ladies. And I smelled distincly like curry the next day. And I think I was drunk for the first time in 10 years! YIKES! I don't know. I was extremely light-headed (which one of my friends pointed out to me means DRUNK). And I did not feel so well the next morning. (but then again - I can get a hangover and not have been drunk). I felt fine by the end of the night (I cut myself off due to light-headedness). What's the level of drunk? Probably just tipsy... I don't know. Do I need to be forgiven for this? I only had 2 glasses!